05-24-2016, 07:44 AM
Me and the guys are totally going to send you flowers now.
"Hi, Ladybug Florist? I'd like to get an arrangement delivered to uh... Canada. What? Uh, Toronto. No, I can't be any more specific. Her name? Well, we all just called her Mizu. ...What? No, I couldn't tell you what her actual name is. Probably Ellie or Sam or Ashley or something. Look, I don't see what's so hard about this! Just send flowers to every single girl in Toronto that owns two dogs. That should narrow it down to a couple dozen. We'll deal with the awkward phone calls later."
"Hi, Ladybug Florist? I'd like to get an arrangement delivered to uh... Canada. What? Uh, Toronto. No, I can't be any more specific. Her name? Well, we all just called her Mizu. ...What? No, I couldn't tell you what her actual name is. Probably Ellie or Sam or Ashley or something. Look, I don't see what's so hard about this! Just send flowers to every single girl in Toronto that owns two dogs. That should narrow it down to a couple dozen. We'll deal with the awkward phone calls later."