07-23-2014, 04:51 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-23-2014, 05:56 PM by Breadophile.)
Kalin: I don't know. Probably the side that pays more.
Ray: Wrong question, idiot.
Kalin: Shut up! Uh... my life. I'd rather be infamous than dead. Besides, being a wanted criminal sounds exciting!
Ray: ...typical. Anyway, it would be a ridiculous notion to say "my honor." Obviously my life is more valuable.
Kalin: What are, or what were your parents like? My mom is a crazy scientist who always tries to get Ray and me to help with "research." Daddy is a huge, towering lumberjack. No other Ilian can match his strength.
Ray: And up until she got a pegasus about a year ago, heck, even still now, Kalin liked to ride around on his shoulders sticking her arms out and pretending she was a bird. Sometimes I wonder who really is the younger sibling.
Kalin: Yeah yeah yeah. At least I don't burn my dad's sheds down. Yes, that's plural. What the heck kind of experiments do you guys do in there?
Ray: Things too complex for you to comprehend. Basically everything.
Kalin: Asshole.
Ray: Air headed feather brain
Kalin: Cross dressing perverted arsonist.
Ray: W-What? That was all you, you perverted bro con. One day I'm going to...
Kalin: Going to what? C'mon, bring it. I'll take all four feet of you.
A deep commanding voice: SILENCE!
Kalin: Ye-yes daddy.
Ray: ...Yes father.
Mother: You can't be fighting and killing each other! We need you alive to produce tons of babies. Then you'll be able to take over Ilia with your numbers and talent. The plan is brilliant brilliant brilliant! Now hurry up and get to it.
Both:...
Kalin: ...I don't wanna marry someone and have kids yet.
Ray: What she said... a permanent lover is a long ways away.
Kalin: So anyway, back on topic: what are your parents like? I wanna know if anyone has a stranger family than me.
Ray: Wrong question, idiot.
Kalin: Shut up! Uh... my life. I'd rather be infamous than dead. Besides, being a wanted criminal sounds exciting!
Ray: ...typical. Anyway, it would be a ridiculous notion to say "my honor." Obviously my life is more valuable.
Kalin: What are, or what were your parents like? My mom is a crazy scientist who always tries to get Ray and me to help with "research." Daddy is a huge, towering lumberjack. No other Ilian can match his strength.
Ray: And up until she got a pegasus about a year ago, heck, even still now, Kalin liked to ride around on his shoulders sticking her arms out and pretending she was a bird. Sometimes I wonder who really is the younger sibling.
Kalin: Yeah yeah yeah. At least I don't burn my dad's sheds down. Yes, that's plural. What the heck kind of experiments do you guys do in there?
Ray: Things too complex for you to comprehend. Basically everything.
Kalin: Asshole.
Ray: Air headed feather brain
Kalin: Cross dressing perverted arsonist.
Ray: W-What? That was all you, you perverted bro con. One day I'm going to...
Kalin: Going to what? C'mon, bring it. I'll take all four feet of you.
A deep commanding voice: SILENCE!
Kalin: Ye-yes daddy.
Ray: ...Yes father.
Mother: You can't be fighting and killing each other! We need you alive to produce tons of babies. Then you'll be able to take over Ilia with your numbers and talent. The plan is brilliant brilliant brilliant! Now hurry up and get to it.
Both:...
Kalin: ...I don't wanna marry someone and have kids yet.
Ray: What she said... a permanent lover is a long ways away.
Kalin: So anyway, back on topic: what are your parents like? I wanna know if anyone has a stranger family than me.
Kalin
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[1:30:20 PM] Baseball Remi(Ryo): frigging slender.
[1:30:58 PM] Iron Galaxy: It's like, if you were going to murder someone over some stupid thing, could it have been over Dark Souls or something less lame
[1:31:25 PM | Edited 1:31:27 PM] Iron Galaxy: Say that you invaded someone -- namely, their house, and you brought your shitty replica katana
[1:31:51 PM] Iron Galaxy: And you were doing sweet-ass rolling horizontal sweeps with it
[1:32:33 PM] J for Hose A: of course its a dex build that tries to kill someone else
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