[SRP] A Night to Remember

[Breadophile]

"I could go for a drink."

"For once we're in agreement."

"TO THE PUB!"

Kalin grabbed Ray and ran towards the pub at mach speed.

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"Can you stop doing that?" Ray, why are you asking questions you already know the answers to.

"Huh, did you say something?"

"...no."

"Now let's see..."

They proceeded to walk up to the bar, sit down, and order their drinks.

"And what would you two like?"

"I'll have uh... what am I feeling today? Hmm... how about Maltet Liquor?"

"I'll just have water." said Ray.

"Uh..." The sister was dumbfounded.

"I'm pre-pre-gaming. Don't question it."

"..."

"They'll be right out."

Kalin looked around.

"Interesting crowd today. The festival is more popular than I thought."

"Now that you mention it... Hey! That's that dude that got chucked into a pile of bandits!"

"'That dude that got chucked into a pile of bandits!' Rather tragic if that's his only notable trait."

"Well... I don't really know him that we-"

Just then, Ray saw something...

"AAH! The stripper mage!"

"W-what?"

"She's you with fire! One of you is already bad enough! I can't take it any more man. This shit's too scary for me."

"Geez... pétat" An obscenity local to her home town some miles away. "Wait, so you know the girl he's with?"

"Yeah, I'd rather no-"

"Let's go say hi!"

God dammit!

"Satsu! Funny seeing you here. One day you're heroically protecting a village from bandits, the next slamming down drinks in a pub. Try not to drink too much, it's bad for you."

"You're one to talk..."

"I am a responsible drinker thank you very much. I'll have you know I never drink while riding. Anyway, this is my brother Ray. He's a mage with an affinity for fire. Ray, this is Satsume. He's an armor knight, though I don't know who's charge."

She turned to Panika.

"And hello there! My name is Kalin. I've heard that you know my brother."