07-04-2014, 07:52 AM
(This post was last modified: 07-04-2014, 10:58 AM by Breadophile.)
"I can see your confusion about my staff use. I'm just that awesome."
"I'm with you...but the bandits are occupied. How do you feel about risking life and limb to do something objectively stupid? That idiot is sending another rock this way. I'll need your help to try to alter it's course. I'm hoping a barrage of fire balls and wind can derail it from hitting the town. But we need to fly right next to the damnable thing. It's a terrible idea. But in a terrible situation, there are no terrible ideas. What do you say?"
"Objectively stupid? Terrible idea? The insane plans are the best kind of plans! 'sides, how bad could meteor hurt on a pegasus?"
Pretty bad actually, considering how powerful a spell it was. But she wasn't gonna tell him that.
"We'll have to work fast though."
Her leg feeling a little better, she grabbed the man's hand and started running full speed towards the pegasus, dragging him along with her.
She said to her pegasus as she got up: "Hey, we need to stop a meteor from destroying the town."
It neighed. Misandrist by nature, it was very discontent right now.
"Oh get over yourself. We'll go get some of these rumored "apples" after we're done. I heard pegasi find them delicious."
The pegasus, not wanting to incur the full wrath of Kalin, decided he'd go with it just this once, dignity be damned. But it was a little unnerving when the only other male to ever fly on him was Ray, who was practically a woman anyway.
She put away her lance and new-found staff and motioned for the man to get on. The man was unfortunately too big to just pick up and put on the horse while riding on top of it, and because of his gender she couldn't throw him on from the ground, so she decided to help him up the normal way. She assumed he knew how to mount a horse. A pegasus was no different, though she knew not to call her pegasus a horse.
"Grab onto me until we get into position to take care of the meteor. I also have some goggles if you want them." She handed him a pair, but didn't know if he needed them.
Kalin was good enough to stay on hands free, but with the added weight she needed a bit more control, so she grabbed the reins.
"Up, up, and awaaaaaay!"
They ascended and headed towards the meteor with a speed rivaling gods.
Practically yelling at him at this point: "Oh, by the way, my name's Kalin. What's yours? And what's the plan?"
Of course she wouldn't have a mind to ask until now.
"I'm with you...but the bandits are occupied. How do you feel about risking life and limb to do something objectively stupid? That idiot is sending another rock this way. I'll need your help to try to alter it's course. I'm hoping a barrage of fire balls and wind can derail it from hitting the town. But we need to fly right next to the damnable thing. It's a terrible idea. But in a terrible situation, there are no terrible ideas. What do you say?"
"Objectively stupid? Terrible idea? The insane plans are the best kind of plans! 'sides, how bad could meteor hurt on a pegasus?"
Pretty bad actually, considering how powerful a spell it was. But she wasn't gonna tell him that.
"We'll have to work fast though."
Her leg feeling a little better, she grabbed the man's hand and started running full speed towards the pegasus, dragging him along with her.
She said to her pegasus as she got up: "Hey, we need to stop a meteor from destroying the town."
It neighed. Misandrist by nature, it was very discontent right now.
"Oh get over yourself. We'll go get some of these rumored "apples" after we're done. I heard pegasi find them delicious."
The pegasus, not wanting to incur the full wrath of Kalin, decided he'd go with it just this once, dignity be damned. But it was a little unnerving when the only other male to ever fly on him was Ray, who was practically a woman anyway.
She put away her lance and new-found staff and motioned for the man to get on. The man was unfortunately too big to just pick up and put on the horse while riding on top of it, and because of his gender she couldn't throw him on from the ground, so she decided to help him up the normal way. She assumed he knew how to mount a horse. A pegasus was no different, though she knew not to call her pegasus a horse.
"Grab onto me until we get into position to take care of the meteor. I also have some goggles if you want them." She handed him a pair, but didn't know if he needed them.
Kalin was good enough to stay on hands free, but with the added weight she needed a bit more control, so she grabbed the reins.
"Up, up, and awaaaaaay!"
They ascended and headed towards the meteor with a speed rivaling gods.
Practically yelling at him at this point: "Oh, by the way, my name's Kalin. What's yours? And what's the plan?"
Of course she wouldn't have a mind to ask until now.
Kalin
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