Self-Respecting Robot

[WyvernSlayer]

Oh awesome, I love Mad Libs.

Lemme try:

Quote:You are a STRUGGLING DOOR-TO-DOOR SALESMAN. When your MOJO was working correctly you could PEDDLE vast quantities of PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILLS at once, feeding an entire crew at once.  Those days have passed.

your RED WAGON has crashed down hard in a desolate forest. as you had neglected to apply safety first, you were not properly secured in your seating arrangement.  your finely tuned WALKIE-TALKIE no longer fits in your POCKET.  now you recall that you can WOO customers with vast quantities of DIRT, rendering them a captive audience for your delicious BODY.  You also feel the need to raise any customer's body temperature to well above 300°F, DISROBING them to perfection.  You see nothing wrong with this.

The majority of the AUDIENCE is trashed. Obvious possessions are your ROBE and a suspicious WEIRD TOE SHOE that you do not recognize.  

The pod door is jammed and only partially open. You can see the last dregs of sunset creeping in. The pod is fairly cramped; you will have a difficult time maneuvering in here.

You are leaking      .

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