06-08-2015, 12:56 PM
I was an asshole and for a reason that I can't remember (but was surely terrible) I started making birthday threads for members who had never posted to prove some asinine point. I think it might have even resulted in disallowing individual birthday threads, instead compressing it down to a single birthday megathread. I can't possibly imagine why I was fighting that battle but it had to have been something incredibly stupid.
Here's where I would write something I think is witty at the time, and later realize I'm an ass.