12-02-2014, 04:25 PM
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12-05-2014, 09:10 AM
It's a shame you limited this to the story of the games, because I have a number of one-liners for a few of the games as they pertain to overall gameplay. Is that legal?
12-05-2014, 09:44 AM
Awakening! Turn-based strategy fantasy RPG version of Terminator stuff.
12-05-2014, 02:39 PM
We can go for gameplay as well~
12-05-2014, 08:13 PM
Blazing Sword! The epic tale of a vast and varied group of heroes who will eventually be killed by continuity errors.
12-06-2014, 08:08 PM
FE7 - The tale of a deadbeat dad becoming lost in a sea of power while trying to regain custody of his children!
FE8 - The epic story of Twins losing their best friend to an addictive substance...
FE8 - The epic story of Twins losing their best friend to an addictive substance...
12-07-2014, 05:40 AM
FE11 - The retelling of the origins of that blue haired swordsman from Smash Bros.
FE12 - The remake of the sequel to the remake of the original released only in Japan that almost killed the series.
FE12 - The remake of the sequel to the remake of the original released only in Japan that almost killed the series.
12-07-2014, 11:00 AM
FE9: A dire warning that one day, racism will lead to the end of the world.
FE10: Racism nearly leads to the end of the world because nobody listened last time.
FE10: Racism nearly leads to the end of the world because nobody listened last time.
12-08-2014, 09:48 AM
(12-05-2014, 08:13 PM)Lyon Wrote: [ -> ]Blazing Sword! The epic tale of a vast and varied group of heroes who will eventually be killed by continuity errors.
I lol'd.
FE7: Two bros and a token female badass save the world somehow.
FE8: Lagdou Ruins invalidates the challenge of saving another world.
FE6: "Frustrated American Teen Throws Computer Out Window; 2 Dead, 11 Injured."
12-09-2014, 08:19 PM
FE: New mystery of Holy Radiant Shadow Dragon and his sacred binding blazing stones 776.
*shot*
*shot*
12-14-2014, 05:05 PM
FE 4: Everybody dies.
FE 8: Don't worry, the enemies are just cardboard cutouts.
FE 10: Just hold out until Ike comes back.
FE 8: Don't worry, the enemies are just cardboard cutouts.
FE 10: Just hold out until Ike comes back.
12-18-2014, 08:51 PM
Fire Emblem: Abomination - [Radio edit]ing casuals...
Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance - We like Ike!
Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance - We like Ike!
12-21-2014, 12:37 PM
FE4 - Medieval Sex-Ed and why Eugenics good, Incest bad!
FE6- "Fuck. I broke the Legendary Weapons."
FE7- The first one you actually played.
FE8 - Arena abuse taken to a whole new level!
FE9- THIS HOLY ARMOR OF MINE SUCKS HEY IKE USE THIS HOLY SWORD ON ME SO I CAN ACTUALLY FIGHT SOMETHING AND FEEL THREATENED
FE10 - TURNS OUT I DIDNT DIE IKE LEL LETS GO AGAIN
FE11- What happened to all the pretty sprites?
FE12- Why is my self insert the most powerful unit in the game?
FE:A - Frederick was totally right.
FE6- "Fuck. I broke the Legendary Weapons."
FE7- The first one you actually played.
FE8 - Arena abuse taken to a whole new level!
FE9- THIS HOLY ARMOR OF MINE SUCKS HEY IKE USE THIS HOLY SWORD ON ME SO I CAN ACTUALLY FIGHT SOMETHING AND FEEL THREATENED
FE10 - TURNS OUT I DIDNT DIE IKE LEL LETS GO AGAIN
FE11- What happened to all the pretty sprites?
FE12- Why is my self insert the most powerful unit in the game?
FE:A - Frederick was totally right.
12-27-2014, 11:11 PM
FE9
I promise it will all make sense if you buy the next game.
FE10
All your favorite characters are no longer important to the plot: The Game
I promise it will all make sense if you buy the next game.
FE10
All your favorite characters are no longer important to the plot: The Game
02-03-2015, 04:05 AM
FE# - A bunch of jackasses are trying to destroy/enslave the world, so here are some unlikely heroes that will stop them.
02-05-2015, 03:12 PM
Sacred Stones: Actually about Gheb.
02-26-2015, 03:35 AM
Kept these to plot mostly. FE6 is about both.
FE1: Old white men (and dragons posing as old white men) fuck shit up.
FEG: The official artwork makes the characters look like they're in a 1950s version of Star Trek.
FE3: Old white men (and dragons posing as old white men) fuck shit up. Again.
FE4: Remember, kids, only women get jealous.
FE5: Oh yeah this game exists.
FE6: This really is the only way to explain it.
FE7: The villains are more interesting than the heroes.
FE8: This game should have been about the villains, starring Caellach, Lyon, rapist Gheb, Riev, Orson and his zombie wife.
FE9 and FE10: These games are to the Fire Emblem series what 50 Shades of Grey is to dignity.
FE11: Not touching this one since 9 and 10 pissed me off too much.
FE Awakening: gib 3DS plos, I want to play it
FE1: Old white men (and dragons posing as old white men) fuck shit up.
FEG: The official artwork makes the characters look like they're in a 1950s version of Star Trek.
FE3: Old white men (and dragons posing as old white men) fuck shit up. Again.
FE4: Remember, kids, only women get jealous.
FE5: Oh yeah this game exists.
FE6: This really is the only way to explain it.
FE7: The villains are more interesting than the heroes.
FE8: This game should have been about the villains, starring Caellach, Lyon, rapist Gheb, Riev, Orson and his zombie wife.
FE9 and FE10: These games are to the Fire Emblem series what 50 Shades of Grey is to dignity.
FE11: Not touching this one since 9 and 10 pissed me off too much.
FE Awakening: gib 3DS plos, I want to play it
04-04-2015, 11:26 AM
FE6: In which a sick marquess's son goes off to beat up a neighboring nation.
FE7: In which the father of said son, his friend, and a totally kickin' plains girl beat up a dork wizzerd.
FE7: In which the father of said son, his friend, and a totally kickin' plains girl beat up a dork wizzerd.
04-06-2015, 09:35 PM
FE if: Next time on Jerry Springer: my long lost son/daughter chose his/her kidnapper over me!
04-08-2015, 11:55 PM
(04-06-2015, 09:35 PM)Toogee Wrote: [ -> ]FE if: Next time on Jerry Springer: my long lost son/daughter chose his/her kidnapper over me!
FE if: Gotta catch 'em all!
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