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How many of Fred's descendants will Kaishin get killed before one finally ascends? Place your bets.

http://nethackwiki.com/wiki/Rogue

Familiarize yourself with how Rogues work so you can laugh at me when I mess up.



Alright, let's go!



Getting everything situated.



This couldn't possibly go wrong. Nobody ever died from reading a book!



Among the land of the dead the man who is simply blind and paralyzed is king.



Among the land of the Nethack the man who did not get mauled to death in the 200 turns it took to regain sight is king.



Alpha as fuck



osht a scroll



reading a scroll despite my better judgment. This was all Fred's idea.

Fred scares small children.

Fred read a surprisingly uneventful scroll. The scroll is most certainly scare monster. I don't know why it doesn't self-identify, lol. Even the scroll of amnesia self-identifies.

I'm gonna shift this into the Games forum, if it's alright o:

(06-06-2014, 05:58 PM)sirocyl Wrote: [ -> ]I'm gonna shift this into the Games forum, if it's alright o:

Off-topic post
MOD ABUSE MOD ABUSE

Okey-dokey

Fredmir was extremely tempted to nail himself in the face with the pie, but he managed to restrain himself.



Who in the flying fuck travels into a dungeon just to leave locked empty chests? This is the second one.





No me digas



The warmonger Fredmir feasts on the blood and flesh of his dead enemies.



Bitches get stitches. Also Fredmir now has telepathy. That only activates when blind. When the only item I have that blinds is a cream pie.



This message is better than anything I could’ve possibly hoped for.



This just in: Kos is a fucktard, just like his disciple the Master of Thieves.



Avada Kedavra, motherfucker.

Welp... when Fredmir gets back on I'll ask him what class Fredmir III is.

You killed me so fast o.0

I think you just enjoy seeing those tombstones with my name on it.

Alright, time for yet another trip into the dungeon.



Fredmir the third comes from a long line of diggers. On his mother's side, obviously. His father's side consists of a lineage of people whose most notable attributes were dying in caves.

http://nethackwiki.com/wiki/Archeologist

For some info



Fredmir finds it hard to come to terms with the weapon that killed his father. He puts his emotions behind him though, completely annihilating a jackal in the process.



Fredmir doesn't fuck around. As a side effect he has annihilated every door he's come across.



Fredmir the 3rd lacks the finesse of his father.



Make that double. Thankfully his luck compensates.



…empty. Nevermind.



All of my anger…



Guinness is an okay beer. A helm of brilliance, in addition to being the only metal object not to interfere with spellcasting, increases your wisdom and intelligence by its enchantment. Since it hasn’t formally identified itself, its enchantment is +0.



I’m thinking the protection racket is just a bad idea in general. >_<



wat

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If his class is any indication, Fredmir III was a terrible father. Fredmir IV is stupid as a pile of bricks, but much more noble (he’s also guaranteed an co-aligned altar on the quest. BOO YA)

[9:20:00 PM] Kaishin: geez
[9:20:07 PM] Kaishin: cavemen get no good proficiencies
[9:20:13 PM] Kaishin: gotta be something good here. >_>
[9:20:35 PM] ☣Existential Craiosis☣: club
[9:20:39 PM] ☣Existential Craiosis☣: he smash
[9:20:40 PM] ☣Existential Craiosis☣: good
[9:20:55 PM] Baseball Remi(Ryo): smashy-smash.

Well then.

[9:21:01 PM] Canadia: Lawful cavemen are restricted in Excalibur but the artifact is strong enough that this does not matter.

Hmm…



[9:23:47 PM] Kaishin: oh wow
[9:23:48 PM] ☣Existential Craiosis☣: Slashmir
[9:23:52 PM] Kaishin: That article wasn't kidding. >_>
[9:23:59 PM] ☣Existential Craiosis☣: ?
[9:24:00 PM] Kaishin: Fredmir IV's base strength is 18/04
[9:24:04 PM] ☣Existential Craiosis☣: club smash good?
[9:24:09 PM] Kaishin: much smash
[9:24:12 PM] ☣Existential Craiosis☣:
[9:24:14 PM] Kaishin: many craters



Well that escalated quickly. Anu is our god so yay. A slippery cloak protects from drowning attacks. It also protects from armor inside the cloak getting wet. In a game where rust is instantaneous.

http://nethackwiki.com/wiki/Sling

“Gems, pieces of glass, and rocks can be multishot with a sling.”
I’m sorry, WHAT?



Fuck this shit, I declare a re-do.



This is just disgraceful.



He will avenge his family.



I don’t believe I need to caption this one. On another note, the goblin dropped a long sword. #dippingforexcalibur



Fredmir IV’s brother was fascinated at the native cave food. It was unlike the stuff in his cave back home.



osht